DEATH WISH & VALHALLA JAVA COFFEE BUNDLE
Buy the best gift for coffee-lovers and see what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force!
HERE’S WHAT YOU GET:
IN BAG ONE: DEATH WISH COFFEE
One-pound bag
Death Wish Coffee is created by using the strongest combination of beans and a perfect roasting process.
- An intense dark roast
- The world’s strongest coffee for awakening your inner rebel
- Smooth, never-bitter taste made from premium, bold beans
IN BAG TWO: VALHALLA JAVA ODINFORCE BLEND
12-ounce bag
Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend was carefully crafted for the world’s most powerful guitarist, Zakk Wylde.
- Blend of medium and dark roasts for a perfectly balanced brew
- Artisan quality sourced from four nutrient-rich regions
- The most flavorful, premium coffee beans, without the jitters
Destroy Indecision: Have it All
Some people struggle a great deal with which of our strong coffee blends to buy: Do you want a nutty artisanal coffee with an intense flavor Odin himself would use to wake up from his centuries-long naps? Do you want the bold flavors of the strongest coffee in the world, which can make you jitter so much the neighbors might think an earthquake happened?
Paralyzed with indecision, you could spend countless hours researching and waffling, the paradox of choice sparking an existential crisis. The weighty strain breaks apart the mind slowly like a wooden wedge. What if you choose unwisely? Will you always be caught wondering if you’d made the wrong choice? Will you upset the gods?
Crush the woes of our post-modern society and keep Schrodinger’s cat locked away for all time! Buy yourself the best gift for coffee-lovers: all of the caffeine with none of the stress.
Show Loved Ones That You Take Their Coffee Addiction Seriously
Give your caffeine-craving loved one not the coffee they deserve but the coffee they need right now. Or better yet, just do both. Both is good.
Get two premium blends in one of our gourmet coffee sets. For gifts, don’t buy those gourmet coffee gift baskets filled with ribbons, shreds of paper, cheap products, and weak beans you can find anywhere. Don’t let Loki trick you into buying sub-par products!
Gourmet coffee gift baskets should be filled with one thing: a gourmet coffee selection! Gift-buying can be easy when you buy the world’s strongest coffee along with a high-quality blend sourced from beans the world over. Your friends will know that you truly care and really believe that they are coffee aficionados!
Allow them to savor every single coffee bean. Gift Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend and Death Wish Coffee so they (or you) can sample both today!
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